Einfach Fun (!)
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FAAAAIIIIL
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-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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das is überhaupt nicht bewiesen....
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Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Build your own Star Trek Phaser:
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/01/1 ... ek-phaser/
http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/01/1 ... ek-phaser/
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Aus der Reihe "Ich weiß was du letzten Sommer getippt hast" oder auch "RSS Reader vergessen nie":
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dont get it 
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Ach, ich fand den Tippfehler witzig.
Zuerst "900 Milliarden" (was ja schonmal ne ziemlich krasse Summe wäre),
dann paar Minuten später sieht man die News korrigiert.
Btw. Was machst du mitten in der Nacht noch online? Du musst morgen arbeiten!
Zuerst "900 Milliarden" (was ja schonmal ne ziemlich krasse Summe wäre),
dann paar Minuten später sieht man die News korrigiert.
Btw. Was machst du mitten in der Nacht noch online? Du musst morgen arbeiten!
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Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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Georg Schramm - Systematische Volksverdummung durch die Medien
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitdvJ5U3I4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jitdvJ5U3I4
-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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IRC-Quotes:
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like “normal” surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin “i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm” then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay… it owns
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head….except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”
<benja> The survey was a huge failure…
<benja> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
<benja> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
<benja> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
<Charlesowns> Man i was surfin porn and like “normal” surfin at the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5 submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy loud goin “i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot sperm” then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore fetish gayporn.
<Charlesowns> man my mom started crying and now she thinks im gay… it owns
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you’ll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head….except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor bastard will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
<Pax> I wish my lawn was emo, so it would cut itself.
<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
<benja> A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:”Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?”
<benja> The survey was a huge failure…
<benja> In Africa they didn’t know what “food” meant.
<benja> In Eastern Europe they didn’t know what “honest” meant.
<benja> In Western Europe they didn’t know what “shortage” meant.
<benja> In China they didn’t know what “opinion” meant.
<benja> In the Middle East they didn’t know what “solution” meant.
<benja> In South America they didn’t know what “please” meant.
<benja> And in the USA they didn’t know what “the rest of the world” meant
Zuletzt geändert von tEmP am 23. Januar 2010 13:04, insgesamt 1-mal geändert.
did you just say something?
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Alles sehr geil
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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25 clever exam answers:
http://www.holytaco.com/25-clever-exam-answers
Manche sind ja schon bekannt.
http://www.holytaco.com/25-clever-exam-answers
Manche sind ja schon bekannt.
-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says: “Calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: “OK, now what?”
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT???!!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT??!!!” I then said “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I won’t be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly over a frozen hell.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef…
i read in the paper the other day that regularly drinking in excess of prescribed weekly alcohol consumption levels can seriously damage your health…
so thats it, starting this monday im giving up reading.
A bear and a rabbit are sitting side-by-side down at the river bank — taking a dump. The bear glances down at the rabbit: “Let me ask you something. Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit looks up and shrugs, “No, not really.”
“Great!!” So the bear grabs him and starts wiping his butt.
Heaven has become overcrowded so God tells St.Peter that from now on to enter into the pearly gates a person has to have a good story about how they died.
So St.Peter tells this to the next person in line. The guy tells him this story:
“I had a feeling my wife was cheating on me, so I took off work early. I drove to our condo, where we lived on the 14th floor. When I walked through the door I could hear my wife and another man. I ran to the bedroom where my wife was covering up in the bed, but she was alone. She refused to tell me anything. I searched everywhere but there was no one else to be found. I was fully pissed off, so I went out on the balconey for a cigarette. Then I spotted two hands hanging onto the edge of the balconey. Instantly I threw down the smoke. I picked up a nearby hammer and started beating the guy’s hands. He held on a long time but finally let go. He fell 13 floors but landed in a tree and was still alive. I so furious that I threw my refrigerator at him to crush him. He died and I was put to death in jail. Thats my story.
“ok, that sounds good enough” said St.Peter, and he let him into heaven.
St.Peter than explains to the next person in line that they need a good story to get in.
SO the next guy tells him this.
“I’m a professional weight lifter and I had just finished doing an extremely hard workout. I go out to my balconey of my condo on the 15th floor to cool off a little. I hear what sounds like two people getting busy downstairs, so I decide to lean over the balconey to see if I could get a look. My muscles were really fatigued from my workout and while I was leaning over the rail I flipped over it! I was able to grab onto the rail of the balconey beneath mine and I was trying to pull myself up, when this man comes out. At first I was relieved since I thought for sure he would help me up. But then he starts beating my hands with a hammer! I just couldn’t hold on anymore and I fell 13 floors until by a miracle I landed in a tree! Then I look up to thank God for the tree and I see a huge refrigerator headed straight for me! Then I got here.”
“ok,” St. Peter said, “you’re in. Alright, next in line please, Nobody gets in without a good story.”
The next guy in line step up to St.Peter and says ” Alright, so there I was naked, smoking a cigarette in a refrigerator. . . . .”
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A basketball coach?”
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says “I don’t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.”
I said “WHAT???!!! What was that?!”
So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear…
“You’re just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.” She responded to my puzzled look by saying, “Can’t you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?”
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn’t decide which one to take so I told her we’ll just buy them all.
She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you, she was so excited, she must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck.
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, “I think this is all dear, lets go to the cashier.”
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, “No honey, I don’t feel like it.”
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled “WHAT??!!!” I then said “Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You’re just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.”
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, “Why can’t you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?”
Apparently I won’t be having sex again until sometime after pigs fly over a frozen hell.
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef…
i read in the paper the other day that regularly drinking in excess of prescribed weekly alcohol consumption levels can seriously damage your health…
so thats it, starting this monday im giving up reading.
A bear and a rabbit are sitting side-by-side down at the river bank — taking a dump. The bear glances down at the rabbit: “Let me ask you something. Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?”
The rabbit looks up and shrugs, “No, not really.”
“Great!!” So the bear grabs him and starts wiping his butt.
Heaven has become overcrowded so God tells St.Peter that from now on to enter into the pearly gates a person has to have a good story about how they died.
So St.Peter tells this to the next person in line. The guy tells him this story:
“I had a feeling my wife was cheating on me, so I took off work early. I drove to our condo, where we lived on the 14th floor. When I walked through the door I could hear my wife and another man. I ran to the bedroom where my wife was covering up in the bed, but she was alone. She refused to tell me anything. I searched everywhere but there was no one else to be found. I was fully pissed off, so I went out on the balconey for a cigarette. Then I spotted two hands hanging onto the edge of the balconey. Instantly I threw down the smoke. I picked up a nearby hammer and started beating the guy’s hands. He held on a long time but finally let go. He fell 13 floors but landed in a tree and was still alive. I so furious that I threw my refrigerator at him to crush him. He died and I was put to death in jail. Thats my story.
“ok, that sounds good enough” said St.Peter, and he let him into heaven.
St.Peter than explains to the next person in line that they need a good story to get in.
SO the next guy tells him this.
“I’m a professional weight lifter and I had just finished doing an extremely hard workout. I go out to my balconey of my condo on the 15th floor to cool off a little. I hear what sounds like two people getting busy downstairs, so I decide to lean over the balconey to see if I could get a look. My muscles were really fatigued from my workout and while I was leaning over the rail I flipped over it! I was able to grab onto the rail of the balconey beneath mine and I was trying to pull myself up, when this man comes out. At first I was relieved since I thought for sure he would help me up. But then he starts beating my hands with a hammer! I just couldn’t hold on anymore and I fell 13 floors until by a miracle I landed in a tree! Then I look up to thank God for the tree and I see a huge refrigerator headed straight for me! Then I got here.”
“ok,” St. Peter said, “you’re in. Alright, next in line please, Nobody gets in without a good story.”
The next guy in line step up to St.Peter and says ” Alright, so there I was naked, smoking a cigarette in a refrigerator. . . . .”
In a class on abnormal psychology, the instructor was about to introduce the subject of manic depression.
The instructor asked, “How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth, screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?”
A young man in the rear raised his hand and suggested earnestly, “A basketball coach?”
did you just say something?
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did you just say something?
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Westerwave war harmlos...
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschla ... 78,00.html
Das tut so weh, dass ichs mir garnich ganz ansehn kann.
http://www.spiegel.de/politik/deutschla ... 78,00.html
Das tut so weh, dass ichs mir garnich ganz ansehn kann.
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Und ich dachte nur die Japaner haben so verrückte Werbungen/Kampagnen
Windows Phone Werbung aus Korea
Windows Phone Werbung aus Korea
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Das Teil läuft ja ne Ewigkeit ^^
Frag mich wo das in der länge bitte laufen soll, wahrscheinlich nur im Internet
Frag mich wo das in der länge bitte laufen soll, wahrscheinlich nur im Internet
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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Charlie Brooker: How to report the news
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtGSXMuWMR4
http://www.belauscht.de/?p=1509Heilbronn. Wollhausplatz.
Eine Frau (Mitte 20) mit ca. 3-jährigem Kind im Wagen geht langsam auf eine rote Fußgängerampel zu. Von hinten nähert sich eilig ein aufgestylter Checker. Er überholt die Frau und geht wie selbstverständlich über die rote Ampel auf die Kreuzung. Mitten auf der Straße dreht er um, kommt zurück.
Checker (zu Frau): “Sorry, war jetzt nicht so gut. Schlechtes Vorbild und so. Sorry.”
Frau (aggressiv): “EY SPRISCH MISCH NISCHT AN SPACKO!!!”
…und läuft mitsamt dem Kind in aller Seelenruhe über die rote Ampel.
http://www.belauscht.de/?p=1386Bonn. Museumsmeile.
Auf der Schlittschuhbahn. Ein Mädchen um die 16 wird von einem Jungen in ihrem Alter angemacht. Er ist mit seinen Freunden unterwegs
Er: “Hey kenn’ isch dich?”
Sie: “Nein ich glaube nicht!”
Er: “Geb mir deine Telefonummer!”
Sie: “Es heißt ‘gib’ und ich habe kein Telefon”
Er: “Dann geb mir deine Addy!”
Sie: “Ich habe keinen Computer”
Er: “Bohaa sag mal deinen Namen!”
Sie (trocken): “Ich habe keinen Namen”
Er schaut irritiert.
Nach circa 30 Sekunden stellt einer seiner Freunde mit einer Überraschung in der Stimme, als hätte er gerade ein fliegendes Schwein gesehen, fest:
“Eyy Aldder, isch glaube die verarscht dich!”
-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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How to view someon else ip-adress
Interessante interpretation von "trace route" *g*
Was für ein Hacker!
Interessante interpretation von "trace route" *g*
Was für ein Hacker!
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Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."