Einfach Fun (!)
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"Ja klar kommt er vor, ich meinte nur ich hab ihn beim ersten mal Anschauen und Verfolgen des Balles nicht gesehen...."
Das ist doch der Sinn des Films ;)
Das ist doch der Sinn des Films ;)
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Hab ich ja auch nicht bestritten nur chris comment hat sich so angehört als hätte ich gesagt, dass er garnicht drin vorkommt.
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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Ja, da hatte ich was missverstanden, mein Fehler.
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Du kriegst nen Arschtritt wenn ich wieder da bin! (Falls er nicht an deinem Stuhl festgewachsen ist)
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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du meinst der stuhl in seinen fettarsch eingewachsen ist
Heading to the killing fields...
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kommt beide her, dann zeig ich euch wer hier wen verprügelt
Ich habe 2 Krücken und einen gesegneten Arschtrittstiefel und ich werde alles davon benutzen!
Ich habe 2 Krücken und einen gesegneten Arschtrittstiefel und ich werde alles davon benutzen!
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At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizzare death. Here is the story:
"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his dispondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter not the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.
"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed the wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus.
"When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidently loaded.
"The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now, becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus."
There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son, Ronald Opus, had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.
"The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his dispondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter not the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this.
"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed the wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus.
"When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her - therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidently loaded.
"The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now, becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus."
There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son, Ronald Opus, had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window.
"The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
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Es gibt auch nen Film wo das ganze gezeigt wird, relativ bekannt sogar, mir fällt aber der name gerade nicht ein.
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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http://www.clipfish.de/player.php?video ... g3MjQ4NA==
Interessant wie wenige was unternehmen.
Bist du schon drin?
Interessant wie wenige was unternehmen.
Bist du schon drin?
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Das hatten wir vor langer Zeit schonmal glaube ich, ahja hier:
http://forum.binarystudios.de/viewtopic ... 824&#p7824
Und nochmal 75 Minuten später.
http://forum.binarystudios.de/viewtopic ... 847&#p7847
http://forum.binarystudios.de/viewtopic ... 824&#p7824
Und nochmal 75 Minuten später.
http://forum.binarystudios.de/viewtopic ... 847&#p7847
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Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Dazu brauche ich kein youtube, das wird mir schon im tv auf die Nase gebunden 
Marx wird sich im Grabe umdrehen
Marx wird sich im Grabe umdrehen
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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-Thanks to denial, I'm immortal.
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Verdammt...wie kann man einfach so über irgendwelche stahlbalken laufen?
Erinnert mich an half-life!
Erinnert mich an half-life!
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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was ich daran am krassesten finde ist nicht das er über stahlbalken läuft sondern die löcher im rest worüber er läuft, wenn das genauso zerbricht...
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Hm wie da dann wohl der Spamfilter aussieht 
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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zuerst durchs guckloch schaun 
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Die besten Microsoft Witze .... sind echt gute dabei 
http://www.chip.de/bildergalerie/Die-50 ... 19214.html
http://www.chip.de/bildergalerie/Die-50 ... 19214.html
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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So zum aufwärmen 
"Ein Säugling wird in der Microsoft-Zentrale gefunden. Das Jugendamt ermittelt, wer der Vater ist. In Betracht gezogen werden auch Bill Gates und seine Mitarbeiter. Dieser Verdacht wird jedoch bald verworfen: Ein Microsoft-Mitarbeiter kann unmöglich der Vater des Kindes sein. Erstens: Bei Microsoft wird nichts mit Lust und Liebe gemacht. Zweitens: Bei Microsoft war noch nie etwas innerhalb von neun Monaten fertig. Drittens: Bei Microsoft ist noch nie etwas entstanden, was von Anfang an Hand und Fuß hatte."
"Ein Säugling wird in der Microsoft-Zentrale gefunden. Das Jugendamt ermittelt, wer der Vater ist. In Betracht gezogen werden auch Bill Gates und seine Mitarbeiter. Dieser Verdacht wird jedoch bald verworfen: Ein Microsoft-Mitarbeiter kann unmöglich der Vater des Kindes sein. Erstens: Bei Microsoft wird nichts mit Lust und Liebe gemacht. Zweitens: Bei Microsoft war noch nie etwas innerhalb von neun Monaten fertig. Drittens: Bei Microsoft ist noch nie etwas entstanden, was von Anfang an Hand und Fuß hatte."
Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."
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Scotty-Zitat, Folge 14: "Captain, entweder wir schaffens - oder wir explodieren."


